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YO, PIRATE.
me dicky. you must be pussy.
(P.S. i always guess correctly)

/11:09 PM

hmms usually i dun blog bot interesting times or i'll jus briefly write about it... but todae is my wallet's unlucky day so i got to commemorate saturday the 13th, the unlucky day of the wallet or the wallet adventure... first of all, i got onto the bus, put my wallet on my lab n when i stood up, i dropped the wallet cos its sittin on the top of my bag... n my headfones were jus coverin my ears so i culd t hear anyth... so when i arrived at orchard, i found my wallet missing... tis was wad happened... after sum tinkin on e bus, i was tinkin of buyin tt gift frm b'dazzle 4 hobbit cus i went earlier to haf a look... so i went straight 2 e shop n told e shopkeeper i wanted it cos it was still at e same display... after intriguin e salesger wif my ultra-decisive nature of a split-second judgement, i reached in2 my bag 2 look 4 my wallet n alas! (god bless alaska) it was gone!!!!!! it took me onli a second 2 realise where i lost it... n den i left e shop wif a gesture of the hand n whispers of apologies in a rush 2 find my wallet... (i was so paiseh n i felt sorry at e same time... e shopkeeper prob thot it was a prank cos i dint even xplain y i dint wan e necklace... liao eh all bcos of my carelessness)... so i went 2 e mrt station n the lady told me 2 go passenger service afterwhich the person told me to call tis number n the person at the number told me 2 call another number n no1 picked up e fone afterwhich i called bck n they gave me a no. again n no1 pick it up again den they ask me to call bedok interchange 2 get changi airport no. where they finally asked me to leave my number.............................................................. <--tis represents unlimited dottedness... so i waited 4 one very late but cute hobbit to reach... it dint take her long 2 accept wad was happening b4 she gave a short laff at wadever made her laff... sian her bdae mus ask her 2 help me change her 2dollar note to coins 4 me 2 take bus at old chang kee n let e aunt make her wait... man tis is probably e worst burfdae treat i've given 2 any1 in my entire life never treat n kena treated... lols anyway the person called back 2 my utmost delite...
"sentences of the dae : eh wad's ur name? dicky, i replied. D-I-C-K-Y. oya ur wallet found." ok so i got 2 terminal 2 n there it was... i almost wanted 2 marry my wallet... den at e airport i met cass n saw bt... the latter went 2 swensens... culdnt eat sakae cos sumone allergic 2 seafood n swensens had a phoenix tail of peeps wif hungry stomachs so we went 2 city hall after rememberin wad jan told me abot tis choco buffet but sigh it was another line of four people when we got there so we went down clarke quay n hobbit n i culdnt find a proper seatin cos she was too engrossed in e tv... we gt 2 city hall again frm raffles place... these r e place whhere i frequently get lost but not anymore... muahahah... now where was i? oya e raffles city shoppin centre was located at city hall station... how 2pid huhs y nt at raffles place station... so we went 2 xplore ard in ulu swiss'otel areas b4 we got 2 haegan daz... however u spell it its still pronounced as haygan das... so let it b hg instead... wait rmb i told u tis post is about my wallet... umz catch tis part comin soon.... i ordered belgium choc in espresso n brownie fudge ice cream... whilst hobbit ordered waffle wif belgium choc icecream n vanilla vanity (cos she very vain)... n while waitin we found out tt e drink taste funny... cos got lettuce in e jug of water... alrite i havent been catchin up on new ways of treatin water... first s'pore discovered newater... now? cabbagewater...? so finally e waitress came n hesitated wif 2 dishes on e tray den suddenly got another one appear rm e other side wif another 2 dishes on e tray... the waitress was gettin shaky... removin e first dish, she tipped e tray n there it was... belgium choc n espresso over e table n ON MY WALLET. so on saturday the 13th rmb dun take ur wallet out or else got sum coffee smell on ur wallet if u get back... i culdnt finish e espresso anyway cos it was too much n hobbit culdnt finish e waffles... for e first time, we realised we culd become full eatin ice-creams... mebbe its jus saturday e 13th... n nw cant slp cos tt godamn espresso... sumone gimme a godamn jab...

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