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YO, PIRATE.
me dicky. you must be pussy.
(P.S. i always guess correctly)

golf is more goofy than golfy /9:44 PM

went orch 2 plae pool... a few good games n tt's it... had 2 go shirt-hunting... after tt went 2 meet jan n her fren... toopid make me walk so far... n i realised e surroundings were conducive for studying cos tt was e most boring place i've ever been to n there were no distractions in e surroundings... wah seh i can't believe how boring playin golf can get... i'll certainly try tt out sumtime but i'll nvr get on wif it so often... tink i can practically rot while playin golf... n watchin those golfers wearin those sibei goofy attire... wah seh i had a difficult time tryin 2 stop myself frm changin my facial expression whenever any golfer got near... sian until i culdnt stand it anymore n din wana turn back...

ok lets imagine a sec 3 dicky playin golf...
(whack)
where's the ball?
nvm... take another one...
(whack)
sia lar cant see again
(whack)
oh sorry dint mean to whack ur ass ah
(whack)
a few pple drop dead around me
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
sorry sir... i dint noe i make so many balakoo on ur buttocks...
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
y do i haf the feelin tt im goin deeper n deeper onto the earth?
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
(whack)
hmmms.... where's the clubhouse ar? suddenly lyk cannot c eh...
(whack)
"eh boy... yes u down there! r u playin golf or diggin ur own grave?"
me: sorry ah sir... tis is so boring den i can die playin golf... so it doesnt make a difference... wad's with ur pants anywae?
"har?! wad pants?"
me: there ur pants lor... wear so high up... n ur clothes dun match summore
'hur! @#$ tis is golf attire lar... '
me: orh... so silly ar... look lyk pocahontas...
'hah? wad? no link... dun b so childish lar'
me: ar. i havent say finish... i say u remind me of pocahontas' grandfather...
(man walks away stomping)
me: aiya sian la... no goofer* to tok to me liao... haf to continue digging gold...

*i meant golfer... aiya samesame lar... bof oso refer to e same type of pple...

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