Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Universal Dreams /10:40 PM
Lots of peeps ask me wad i've been doing for e past eight mths... my reply would always b e same : slackin, tis n tt, so i guess u're one of e smarter ones if u dun ask me tis qn. No offence. Although u'd b offended cos almoz every1 has asked me e same thing, i'm juz gettin bored of tis cliche.. Although I dunno wad I'm blabbering about..
Wanna noe wad i've been doin these 2 days? As u can see, i've been changin my mind bot writin this blog in standard eng or @#&* eng. N as an idiot can c, i've cme 2 terms wit the latter but wit proper punctuation. Anyway, seems lyk a lot of blogs haf become dead lately but i wun b discouraged, at least nt 4 now.
Dicky is currently in a dilemma on whether 2 go 4 e camp. It isn't such a hard decision though. Just flip a coin : heads, i dun go; tails, i stay at home. Oops, I tossed the coin out of the window. I'll just have 2 use my dicky brain to tink... tink dicky brain! tink! ok, i'll go...
Anyway, i've been reallie doin sum self-help these few days. Crunches, h-s's, reading sdotrdotcdot's bks. Silly me. I might as well just take up yoga. Breathe in, Dicky. I'm tryin larrr! Can't imagine myself in such a pathetic state. I just realised Usher got his own personal trainer, he does push-ups inverted n isn't allowed 2 eat meat 4 a period of time... tt's how he got those rock-like abs. He realli shld rename himself 'The Rock 2'. Anyway, 'Usher the rock 2' realli inspired me 2 go 2 the gym. Any help here cos i wana b 'Dicky the rock too'? Maybe dialling 911 works. Lemme try. "Hello? Can u send me 2 e nearest gym here?" "&@%$ you." guess i'll haf 2 try another no. Maybe I shld jus take a plane, go back to my apartement in indo n start workin out in the gym... oh oh seems like both options rn't applicable... here goes my dicky brain again.
I'm tryin my best not to use the air-con. It's hell. I tried opening the windows n the air from the room escapes instead. I must endure! Uh ok. I give up.
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